According to England's Sun, the UN has discovered the true cause of Global Warming: farting cows.
You heard that right... "livestock emissions are a bigger threat to the planet than transport."
No word on human "emissions," as of yet... although our population utterly exceeds that of the walking t-bones.
Perhaps a progressive European Union will pass a "tooting tax" or ban the sale of beans altogether.
Actor, Hugh Grant, appears to have taken the lead on the bean protests. In a symbolic gesture, he attacked an encroaching photographer with a tub of baked beans. We must commend Mr. Grant on his bold stance. It brings a tear to our eyes... much like the schoolbook story of the Boston Tea Party.
It's summertime and none of us should really go without. If you love beans...and wish to protect the environment, why not try one of these flatulence foils:
(Picture of Hugh Grant courtesy of Celebrity-Gossip.net.)