According to BBC News, singer, Sheryl Crow has solved the global warming catastrophe.
Her answer? Less toilet paper.
Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
Alright, so we're somewhat spoiled. And toilet paper is a modern luxury we've grown quite used to.
But one square (or even 2 or 3) is the average wiper's "opening salvo." Cutting back to 1 square is like outlawing #2... relegating it to the black market. Instead of speak-easies, there would be basement "shit shacks" where folks could heed nature's call, without fear of being arrested.
Let's all take 5 seconds and give thanks that celebrity loonies aren't running the country!