A suspect, held on bank robbery charges, has buckled under police interrogation.
Yesterday, the unnamed male divulged the loot's hiding place. The location? His parents' toilet. Allegedly, this guy made off with a sack of money. At some point, an ink bomb exploded, rendering the cash worthless. So he did what any other bright, young Ohioan would do... cut it into strips...and flush his troubles away.
No clear motive for the act was apparent. Tangled Times believes the kid just wanted to know what it felt like to be a U.S. congressman.
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