I promise... I have no vendetta against India... but weird news continues to flow from the land of sacred cows.
The latest story hails from Patna, where a bride arrived at her wedding and found her soon-to-be-husband drunk, and making a fool of himself.
So they called the wedding off, right? Postponed it? Nope and nope.
The bride decided to marry her fiancee's brother, who happened to be willing...and sober.
From the Reuters release: "The groom apologized for his behavior, but has been crying that word will spread and he will never get a bride again," senior police officer, Madho Singh said via phone.