German police, in hot pursuit of a cellphone bandit, employed a pint of trickery to locate their suspect. An enterprising officer called the stolen phone's number. When the crook answered, the he was told "You've won a crate of beer. May we drop it off for you?"
Delirious with joy, the man revealed his address. But within minutes, his dream of free suds was shot. Said the officer, "I think the man was drunk."